TIME OUT....For a funny story!

[zimildlef]

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

 

[Guard Dog]

This will be your only warning. We would love it if you actually became part of the community... but cloaked spam will not help you with this.

Please become a contributing member instead of hiding URLs behind smileys.

 

[Adrian-LiveCasinoPartners]

Andy,
i do not envy you for having o filter spam. I experimented with an article exchange forum (based on VB license) and I had to spend progressively more and more time weeding out the spam.

It seemed that if one or two spammers got a link in, they poured in at overwhelming waves.. I had to just shut it down. It simply was not worth my time. I learned that spam is the number one threat to forums.

These spammers are getting better at cloaking links in threads. The really devious ones post without a link like this one.. and then post more generic threads, trying to build up post counts to then place a sig in them.

Good luck Andy.

 

[Guard Dog]

You are exactly right... they come in with different user names, post things like: 'nice post', 'way to go', 'you are right!', and other crap like that. LATER ON, they come into those same posts and put in their links.

It's a pain in the butt to find them, actually. I typically ban those users from having the ability to post links all together.

 

[Engineer]

Ha -- look right now, he just added a signature link to the post 1 minute ago.

 

[Guard Dog]

Ha -- look right now, he just added a signature link to the post 1 minute ago.

Yep.. thanks for that! I just banned the idiot and deleted the post.